The Nation’s Largest Event Dedicated to Love & Sex, EXXXOTICA New Jersey, Returns to the NJ Convention and Exposition Center in Edison, This Weekend, October 4th through 6th
EXXXOTICA New Jersey is returning to the NJ Convention and Exposition Center in Edison this weekend for the sixth straight year, but the really big news is that it’s also the 20th show overall for the nation’s largest event dedicated to love and sex. In the spirit of this monumental occasion, here are 20 reasons why you need to make the trip to EXXXOTICA this weekend…
20. Meet Tan Mom. This NJ native made headlines around the country for allegedly dragging her young daughter to bronze herself alongside mommy dearest. Now she’s making headlines making her first-ever appearance at EXXXOTICA. At the very least, who wouldn’t want a Facebook profile pic alongside this pop culture icon?
19. Edison, NJ Is Where The Phonograph Was Invented. Thomas Edison came up with the phonograph here (along with a crapload of other inventions), and for the young folks out there, this was a device that played music before iPods. If you don’t believe us, ask your parents. But next to visiting the city that houses the largest ball of twine (fun fact: it’s in Cawker City, Kansas), this little city in NJ is a pretty historic place.
18. OnSpeed Dating. So if you’re anything like us, your life is so busy, working hard, talking to porn stars, planning adult conventions and award shows over expensive dinners and drinks, having to go to clubs with VIP access and hobnobbing with the sexy and famous that you don’t have any time to meet that someone special. Okay, maybe it’s not that boring and you just don’t know how to meet someone. Here’s your chance with the return of speed dating sessions tailored to a variety of people attending EXXXOTICA and loaded with hot, like-minded singles. If you meet your soulmate here and want to eventually get hitched, we promise to host it at a future show. That’s how nice we are!
17. EXXXOTICA’s Dungeon Academy. For the first time ever, we’re offering a seminar series dedicated specifically to the BDSM community. The seminars will be held in a separate, intimate seminar room off the show floor and is designed to educate newcomers all the way up to the most experienced BDSM enthusiast. This is in addition to the interactive dungeon held on our show floor in case you don’t want to flog or get flogged or watch someone get flogged in front of others and just want to learn about it.
16. Miss Pole Champ New Jersey. SurvivaloftheStrippest.com presents Miss Pole Champ New Jersey 2013, which will feature up to 25 of the best pole dancers in the state! The 2013 Miss Pole Champ USA Best Tricks winner Vayda Kiss hosts the event! You think you saw a good pole dancer at the local go-go off of Route 17? Think again. Those chicks are tee-ballers compared these major league pole champs.
15. Stuff to get the ladies going. We’re all about equal opportunity at EXXXOTICA, so in order to accommodate and entertain the HUGE number of women that attend the show, we’ve got lots of stuff for the gals. Women can meet the top male stars in the biz like Manuel Ferrara, Evan Stone, Ryan Driller, Seth Gamble, Brendon Miller and others. Hey, you can even meet the legendary Ron Jeremy. We also have seminars just for women, MEN – The Show on the main stage, and other stuff. Guys, we are doing you a favor here…
14. Giveaways Galore. You can score lots of free stuff at EXXXOTICA. We’re constantly chucking stuff off of the stage, or running contests throughout the show. We’ll be giving away tickets to the 2014 EXXXOTICA Fan Choice Awards in Atlantic City, DVDs, T-shirts, and if you catch us at a very week moment, naming rights to future children.
13. The EXXXOTICA Hotties. These aren’t your run of the mill, sexy lingerie clad hot chicks. They are bona fide and certified, hand-picked EXXXOTICA Hotties. We hired the hottest of hotties our crack staff could find, (un)dressed them up in pink and black lace and less. Their job? To make your eyes pop out of your head as they pole dance, ride our version of see-saws, shake their bottoms in cages, and just make sure you have a damn fine time at EXXXOTICA.
12. The Interactive Dungeon. The one and only Mistress C and her minions know a thing or two about KINK. They know so much they can say “Who the f**k is Christian Grey?” He might have 50 shades, but they have 51! Come watch, learn or get your backside whipped in EXXXOTICA’s Interactive Dungeon. Your partner will thank you (or maybe have you arrested).
11. After Parties Every Night. The night is just getting started when the doors to the convention center slam shut. A whole new world is out there and waiting for you to consume it. Did we mention they’re FREE for our VIP attendees? Now we did! You won’t want to miss the all-stars dancing over at Sapphire NY, or our 20th Birthday Bash at our official hotel hosted by (you guessed it) 20 of adult’s biggest stars. Hey, porn stars need to party, too!
10. Reality Stars Farrah Abraham and Sydney Leathers. The infamous former TEEN reality TV star you just want to take home to MOM, Farrah Abraham, will be at EXXXOTICA with her Vivid Celeb sex tape in tow. We also have “Weinergate” sexpot, Sydney Leathers. These TMZ faves will both be making their EXXXOTICA New Jersey debuts, so visit them and pick up parenting or sexting tips, if you dare.
9. Lots of Sexy Seminars. EXXXOTICA has hours, and we’re talking lots and lots and lots of them. So many “lots” that you’re going to walk out of there being “the most interesting man (or woman) in the world.” Hefner will come to YOU to learn how to be a playboy. Industry experts, stars and legends will be teaching and discussing everything even remotely related to s-e-x. Also, seminars are a good excuse to come. It’s like buying one of those mags “for the articles.”
8. AEBN Entertainment Stage. It’s big, it’s black, it’s proud. No, it’s not Mandingo. It’s the AEBN Entertainment Stage at EXXXOTICA featuring a schedule that oozes sexy goodness like the Ms. EXXXOTICA Competition, performances from Stormy Daniels, Miss Pole Champ, Evan Stone doing his thing, Strip for Pain, daily all-star Q&A panels, MEN – The Show, Rubberdoll, contests, giveaways and much more. It’s all hosted by our amazing ringleader emcee, Dan Diamond and the shy but talented DJ Geenius.
7. The Best Damn VIP Program On Earth. If you want to piss off your friends, here’s a little practical joke you can play on them. Everyone buy some general admission tickets to EXXXOTICA, then when they’re not looking either hit that little VIP button on the ticket purchase site (or you can upgrade at EXXXOTICA to VIP). They’ll be going in and doing their thing, and then, ZOOM! You’re gone! Ditch those cheap bastards, go get your custom backpack filled with a ton of free SWAG. You can also be a big shot and cruise right into our after parties for free and your cheap-ass friends have to wait in line to pay. Sure, you go to EXXXOTICA and have a good time with your general admission ticket, but who wants to just have a good time when you can have an F’N great time!
6. Ladies Are Half Price All Weekend. Guys, we’re not discriminating here, but actually helping you (read the next entry on our list). To help celebrate our 20th show, we’re letting the ladies in for just $20 all weekend long.
5. This Ain’t A Sausage Party. Thanks to our marketing genius, with half price admission for women, targeted advertising, having lots of stuff to do for ladies at the show, and other scientific factors, the amazing amount of women attending EXXXOTICA is nothing short of amazing. Our last two events showed almost one girl for every two guys, and at times, women actually outnumbered men. You’d have to hit a scrapbooking convention to beat those odds. True story, bro. 4. Over 100 Incredible Exhibitors. The hottest products ranging from the mild to the wild will be on display at EXXXOTICA. Want to know where your girlfriend got that high tech pink toy that also washes dishes? Yeah. It was probably here. Seriously, anything and everything your horny little heart can desire will be at EXXXOTICA and ready for you to check it out.
3. Over 150 Of Adult’s Biggest Stars. We’re gonna name drop. Ron Jeremy. Tori Black. jessica drake. Kayden Kross. Lisa Ann. Asa Akira. Gianna Michaels. Lexi Belle. Stormy Daniels. Allie Haze. Evan Stone. Tasha Reign. Kaylani Lei. Tanya Tate. Misty Stone. Rubberdoll. Charmane Star. Riley Reid. Kendra Lust. Jayden James. Jynx Maze. Veronica Rodriguez. Sara Jay. We’re just scratching the surface here with these names. The bottom line is there are XXX stars galore all over the place. They’re like sprinkles on an ice cream cone.
2. Jenna F’n Jameson. We conveniently left off one name from the list on the previous entry, and that’s because this legend deserves her own little paragraph. EXXXOTICA New Jersey not only marks the first time the most popular star in adult film history appears at the show, but it’s also the first adult event since her retirement she has attended and we are honored it’s for our 20th show. Jenna will be there Friday and Saturday, so make sure to come by and show your love.
1. It’s The Biggest and Best EXXXOTICA Yet. Yes, we’ve said this before, but we’ve delivered each and every time. We have pulled out all of the stops to make this one the best yet. We have more seminars, stage acts and exhibitors than ever before. The roster of stars at this show is our biggest yet. Our after parties will be the stuff of legend. To sum it all up, this show will be EPIC. Hey, we like the sound of that… #EpicEXXXOTICA
Tickets and info is available at www.eXXXoticaExpo.com.